Solicitor: “Hello, may I speak to Winifred Star?”

Winifred: “She’s in the bathroom crying right now.”

Solicitor: “Oh, I am so sorry…please let her know we shall call back tomorrow about the same time…”

Winifred: “Well, I expect that Winifred will still be in the bathroom, crying, when you call back. Good bye and have a pleasant day.”

End of call.

Moral of story: Holidays always make Winifred a bit blue.