strolling down the path
alongside my bright green house
I see street-neighbor royboy’s dog

he squats, raises one leg, does his thing
then munches on my ginger plant
and vomits

whenever royboy’s dog strolls down
alongside green, bright houses
(there are several on my block)
he poops, pees, and eats plants

I think royboy’s dog has attachment problems
just like his owner
the royboy who defecated, urinated, and vomited
on my bright green porch
monday, tuesday, and saturday
of last week

makes no sense
that man and dog are one and the same
but bright green houses
are now being painted…