So…you wanna get married?
Here’s what to do:

Find the richest, most well-established man or woman you can.
Flirt contagiously with that human being.
Let him/her know that you, too, are the richest, most well-established man or woman.
Let your fantasies flow and float all around this human being.
Hold/kiss his/her hands at every chance.
Smile contagiously at every chance.
Never forget who you are. Or who he/she is.
If you do discover that he was a she or she was a he, well, go with it. Whatever works, works.
Later down the road, propose.
If you get a yes, get married. Yippee!
If you get a no, say, “Go fuck yourself, dude.” (These days, “dude” can be either a man or woman.)

Thanks for your attention to this matter. Good luck. Feel free to call/write for further counseling services.

Sincerely,

Winnie Star