You drink
Get high

Laugh
Groove with friends
Feel good about your talents
Flirt with chicks
Hug folks who wish to hug

You drink
Get more high

Slur your speech
Stumble
Get driven home
Crash on couch
Black out
Piss in your pants

Awaken next morning
Feel wet pants
Have vague recollection of night before
Great time of

Drinking
Getting high

Grooving
Feeling good
Flirting
Hugging

And then say to yourself
“Failure has its upsides.”